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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>[[Image:Machet-Trejo.jpg|frame|right|They fucked with the wrong MexiCAN! MACHETE!]]<br />
Do not fuck with this Mexican! A part-time babysitter in his early days (Spy Kids) and now a full-time ass-kicking Mexican Charles Bronson that will cut you down if you dare stand in his way, but if you double-cross him...<br />
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...hell and its fury will be unleashed upon you...by - <br />
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MACHETE!<br />
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If you're going to hire him to kill the bad guy, make sure the bad guy isin't you! [[Machete]].<br />
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== Fun Quotes ==<br />
* "I'm that good"<br />
* "I cost the most, 'coz I'm the best there is"<br />
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