Isidoro 'Machete' Cortez
From The Quentin Tarantino Archives
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They fucked with the wrong MexiCAN! MACHETE!
Do not fuck with this Mexican! A part-time babysitter in his early days (Spy Kids) and now a full-time ass-kicking Mexican Charles Bronson that will cut you down if you dare stand in his way, but if you double-cross him...
...hell and its fury will be unleashed upon you...by -
MACHETE!
If you're going to hire him to kill the bad guy, make sure the bad guy isin't you! Machete.
Fun Quotes
- "I'm that good"
- "I cost the most, 'coz I'm the best there is"
