Isidoro 'Machete' Cortez

From The Quentin Tarantino Archives

They fucked with the wrong MexiCAN! MACHETE!

Do not fuck with this Mexican! A part-time babysitter in his early days (Spy Kids) and now a full-time ass-kicking Mexican Charles Bronson that will cut you down if you dare stand in his way, but if you double-cross him...

...hell and its fury will be unleashed upon -


If you're going to hire him to kill the bad guy, make sure the bad guy isin't you! Machete.

Fun Quotes

  • "I'm that good"
  • "I cost the most, 'coz I'm the best there is"